So_zetta_slowpoke

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

My dog, who is a very good boy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But if I do that, there'd probably be a big ceremony saying I'm a hero and I'd have to shake people's hands 😰

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is 'black'.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Imagine ~~buying a politician's cryptocurrency~~ Dragons

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

He seems to have a pretty heavy stake in pump & dump crypto schemes too

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

There's no way Elon is as rich as Bezos lol. Does he claim to be the richest person in the world?

Edit: that's crazy, like literally I've never used anything Elon's companies have produced, and pretty much the whole web uses Amazon web services. Are emerald mines really that profitable? 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys becuse these babby cant frigth back?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, there's also that shitty cart racing part in Sonic Adventure 2 lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Sonic but he just runs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It'S nOt A bUbBlE!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

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