Suspicious

I'd never heard of anyone else this happed to before! Less consequences for me but there was a ~4 year period of my life where at least once a week I'd have a dream wherei just got up and went through a normal day from 8:00 to like 11:00 or as late as like 16:00 sometimes. For example in the dream I would wake up, go to the gym, hang out with my friends as normal and then I would wake up and have to do the whole day again, but sometimes I thought the dream had been real and would brace myself to deal with leftover arguments or jobs from the dream

The only tell I ever noticed was that people were way meaner in the dream

I'll have to try that next time I'm lucid, never noticed(as far as I remember anyway)

I believe they thought you were referencing the memes spawnd from this image

And finished the bit

Hi gabe

Damnit!! I knew I'd forgotten something, told myself it was a good enough explanation.

Not claiming this makes sense, but(in traditional Christian belif) Jesus is not a distinct entity from God.

God is one being made up of: the father(the being you are refering to as Christian god in your comment),

the son(jesus, who is gods humansona but the father does not stop existing when Jesus mode is active, and Jesus has always exsisted i.e.he wasn't created when he was born, and will always exist)

and the holy spirit (god's spiritual power or force e.g in an exorcism it's the holy spirit that actually casts the deamon out ). these are all 'aspects' of a single being, to reference St.Patrick its like how a shamrock has 3 leaves but they make up one plant

Fat chance is a sarcastic phrase, so they don't actually have the same literal meaning