TheAlbatross

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Both. If there's a screw, I'm tightening it, baby.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Yeah, fuck it. I'm gonna razz em tho.

I'm telling the kids "take two or three!" And when the costume-less ones show up I say "hmm, no costumes? You can only take two or three then."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Phenomenal excuse to dress up in costume and get drunk

There needs to be more costumed holidays

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

No, no I can figure it out from context, but it's cumbersome and makes your thoughts difficult to parse.

LiKe I cOuLd WrItE lIkE tHiS aNd Be UnDeRsToOd, BuT i CoMe OfF aS kInD oF a JaCkAsS

You didn't do this, like, at the start of this week, it seems. But, you're absolutely right that it's your right to make yourself more annoying to understand.

Good luck!

Edit: to the point of the post, this is probably illegal since it involves a sort of contract around voting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Naw.... dude naw....

The whole point of language is to be understood and you're actively fighting that

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Dang I really thought the title of this game was Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Won't Let Indy Shoot Dogs for a hot minute I need to get some more coffee

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

I don't think you can stop the calls or texts, elections are a product just like everything else here and those are the ads.

They got your info and you can't take it back now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's a carp but I ain't gonna yuck no yums

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fishing has been great for me. Gives ya a chance to learn what's around you by researching local waterways and what fish live in em. Then connect with them by studying their habits throughout the year and their diet. You plan your tackle box and rod set up around that and test your studies by trying to catch the dang things. And in the process of that you get some lovely, peaceful scenery and maybe a hike.

It's fairly cheap, too. The fishing gear on Ali Express is damn good for the price and while I can see arguments on spending on a quality rod and reel, I'll tell ya I prefer my $65 Pflueger President spinning reel, but I wouldn't have paid that much if I had used the $12 one I got on Ali Express first. You'll be replacing line, lures and hooks somewhat often when you start anyway so no reason to break the bank.

In the winter months, I do more model building and painting indoors. Gunpla don't have to be expensive and you can go all out on learning new techniques to erase mold lines and seamlessly join parts and that kinda technique learning keeps me engaged. Plus, when you're done, you have something you can put on display. I also give completed kits away to younger relatives when I get tired of it or I wanna try the kit again with new techniques.

As far as fitness, it's not quite a hobby, but I hop on a stationary bike and watch star trek. I fucking love Star Trek!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sure is.

Your local sandwich shop should do this for ya anyway, if you want one.

Mine does, at least! Had been for a while before Jimmy John's.

They hollow out a big kosher dill and stuff the sandwich fixing in there. It's a pretty fun novelty, but I think I prefer the bread they get from the bakery just up the road.

Support local businesses, Jimmy John's and Subway are but pale imitators and all that jazz.

 

The audible report of your pee smashing into the free-floating thin stainless steel is desirable in the way that it informs others you are sink pissing. The ceramic bowl preference shown in this community is a sign of cowardice and shame in one's true self.

It has the added benefit of scaring away predators and attracting sexual partners.

Piss proud. Piss loud.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/8238224

Doc, I think something is wrong with my head, I can't sleep lately

 
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