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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

In this image, the burning house represents the bank account of an idiot, while disaster girl represents disaster girl.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (6 children)

The US Green party is fully captured. Their presence in any state-level offices has fully waned under Stein. They have no power to affect change anywhere anymore and exist only to spoil.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Does it make me less of a man if I don't inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

I guess the guy didn't realize he's talking to literally Goku.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is it, though?

[–] [email protected] 135 points 6 days ago (14 children)

Dave Ramsey is a hack.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This won't be popular with the North Korean people. Kim's approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Isn't it not even a puzzle anymore when you have enough people around to keep the goats and wolves in check on both sides of the river and in the boat?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

It is cold. Today. Yesterday it was quite hot. Tomorrow it'll be hot again.

Obviously climate change isn't real. /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"This woke imbalance of the humours causes women to put their own rights and interests ahead of the feelings of ~~insecure~~ very handsome and smart men, such as myself."

-JD Vance, probably

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

"Fuck em, I got mine."

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