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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember when The Onion was ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I too remember the present moment.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, it still is. Reality is just ALSO rediculous.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like "JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants" or "Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

"Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was 'Hangry'"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"Trump answers question clearly and honestly".

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I had to check the community and link, because I could believe he would say something like this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I could imagine every single network reporting this exact headline and I wouldn't bat an eye.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Me too. I only realized it was onion the second time I scrolled through.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I briefly believed it before realizing I should check.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Given what has actually come out of this man's mouth, it was definitely plausible.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This one fuckin got me. Are they sure this didn’t actually happen?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I think it has. In his head. The Onion just has an advanced scoop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, I bit the onion pretty hard on this one.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me: God dammit. I must be slipping. I used to be able yo laugh at an obviously fake onion headline.

Comment section: I FELL FOR THE ONION HEADLINE!!!

Me: Oh good. It's not just me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Reality is the issue, not you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I had to triple check the source before I was convinced it wasn’t real.

Maybe it is real. Anything’s possible these days.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Lol came in to admit defeat, and saw a ton of comments doing the same.

Not 100% sure The Onion didn't accidentally post something that actually happened again.

[–] pupbiru 18 points 1 week ago

Adding my +1 for I ate the onion

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

First time I had to check because I was sure it WASN'T the onion.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

This headline is completely believable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Why does this sound real

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Onion is trying to make a comeback but honestly, their content has been a bit meh because it's almost too on the nose and close to reality.

Old onion was great because the satire cascaded into something completely out of this world humor.

Like if they ran their closeted republican report today (https://youtu.be/simV1ZXFsxI) it just wouldn't be as funny because the problem has only gotten worse in the wrong direction. There is just no next level up that they can go and still keep it satire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"This woke imbalance of the humours causes women to put their own rights and interests ahead of the feelings of ~~insecure~~ very handsome and smart men, such as myself."

-JD Vance, probably

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Bruh I thought it was real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They are going to get in trouble. Satire has to be obvious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

renfield says what?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

“Vaginas scare me!”