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I’ve always wondered why Ella Fitzgerald is white here

It stays around because someone will say it’s ridiculous that she sued, and then someone will um acktualy it gave her third degree burns, and then someone um acktualy’s that the coffee is still that hot, and yada yada

Sucking pulls the air in from all directions, whereas on the other side of the fan it’s being blown out in a stream.

The one thing these messengers had over texts was presence notifications. I remember jumping through hoops to get aim working on my Motorola v188 so that I could be notified every time my crush came online and I could send her a “hey what’s going on”… only for it to be ignored.

Don’t forget underwear!

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

Iunno man, he might be into that

I see they’re playing the “turtle” strat.

Deep

If you’re in the car, does the car really count as inside itself?