hello_cruel_world

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm in leeds and pay £30 a month for 1gig with virgin. You sould move house. Get better broadband.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have the pixel 7, and I have found that not having any friends, and surfing the net on other devices really helps the battery to last 2 days!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Labour's authoritarian streak is slightly more than the tories. Only sightly, mind. Labour have zero intention of stopping or (if it goes through - it still needs to go through the Lords yet, and as I understand it, they're not as keen) if it goes into law: removing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add a clipboard to make you look even more professionaller.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I demand to meet the puppy

Put on a suit; look semi-professional looking, go round and introduce yourself as the city's puppy inspector.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yea, she converted to islam and then called all non-muslims disgusting or something along those lines. She then claimed she said that to get kicked off from twitter.

Why you'd go from Catholic to Islam is a mystery but each to their own. She was however far from a shining example of mental stability.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't blame ya' It looks better without.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Americans ruined it with the plastic bumpers. The chrome ones look much better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That welfare budget is a load of of shit, too. If you have a look at the actual breakdown, most goes on housing (read: private landlords) and(!) pensions.

Some crafty fucker in the dwp had the genius idea of splitting up state and civil service pensions, placing civil service pensions under the welfare group to make the welfare bill higher. Out of the welfare budget I think only 5% of that goes on the unemployed. Out of that 5% only 1% of that 5% figure goes to the long term unemployed. (Being on the dole >6months). Yet they only bang on shit the feckless and workshy...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shouting at it will solve the remaining 2.3% of edge cases.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have you tried turning it off, and then turning it on again? This fixes 97.8% of problems

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