rachthegoldberg

joined 1 year ago

5 Summer Activities Sure to Ruin Your Lawn in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They forgot water balloons! impossible to pick up all of them

Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

do you think Putin has anything to do with this? political enemies falling out of windows is his MO!

Is Cereal a Soup? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

a very philosophical question. Like the age old "Are hot dogs sandwiches?" debate

Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Jerry Manders could probably govern better than most politicians these days!

Simon Says He’s Had Enough! Local Boy Considers Name Change to Rover to Avoid Teasing in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

how so?

Happy Eclipse Day in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

he's just like a toddler. wears diapers too

How a Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet From Hell Slowed Williams' F1 Cars For Years in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

excel 4 lyfe

Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube

Low-pitched gurgling noises in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag

Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (4 children)

the purse industry is in on this conspiracy

Oh okay lol. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

unjabbed is the most ridiculous new word that will end up in the dictionary in a few years...

Pearl Jam is not Classic Rock! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

So i requested my fav Perl Jam song and sat by my radio with a blank tape in and my finger on the record button. When the radio DJ called Perl Jam classic rock, that's when i knew i was old!!