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In Oklahoma, the order is actually randomized. Different districts will have the candidates in different orders.

Rogan humps stools. That's totally different! /s

Keep an eye on those orange mushrooms growing on that tree. They could be Chicken of the Woods.

Technically, necromancers give the gift of undeath.

That's definitely the clock next to the library on University of Oklahoma's campus.

According to the article Matt Binder wrote (https://www.disruptionist.com/p/elon-musk-takes-america-x-handle), the @america handle hadn't posted since May of 2020. So, they didn't stick around. They just never deleted the account.

Yeah, if any kid's parents have monitoring software on the phone, that will burn battery power even when the screen is off.

During my adolescence, MTV played music videos. Although they had started "Real World" and "Road Rules."

A weirdo on the social media site formerly known as Twitter. He's not allowed on TV anymore.

Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?

Your GEN-A-TELL-EEYA!

I've had two LG phones that had a fingerprint sensor/power button on the backside of the phone. I miss that arrangement. The button/sensor was way more ergonomic. My index finger would naturally end up in that spot when I pick up the phone. I find the screen fingerprint readers are more awkward and less reliable, especially once you add a screen protector. Unfortunately, LG got out of the smartphone business. Just because a feature is newer tech doesn't mean it is better.