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I wonder what made him change his mind?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

spoiler

Let's look at the stats, I've got the facts

My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat

Homie, I'm epic, don't be a WAP

Dawg, it's a yarmulke, homie, no cap

Look at the graphs, look at my charts

You're blowing money on strippers and cars

You're going to prison, I'm on television

Dawg, no one knows who you are

Keep hating on me on the internet

My comment section all woke Karens

I make racks off compound interest

Y'all live with your parents

Nicki take some notes

I just did this for fun

All my people download this

Let's get a Billboard number one

it sounds even worse than it reads.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Hey yo, blacks be the real racists

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We're making it out the suburbs with this one 🔥

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

started at the middle, still at the middle

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Bold of Ben to bring up his humiliating BBC interview and his WAP ramblings. The former because he had a hissy fit after somehow losing an interview and storming off and the latter because he revealed to the world he is incapable of satisfying his wife and his tenuous grasp on metaphor and wordplay. Not surprised he's attacking female rappers and Lizzo.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

He had god knows how much time to shoehorn in a wap line to capitalize on that shit and this absolute nonsensical line is the best he and his ghostwriter(s) could come up with?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago