the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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Let's look at the stats, I've got the facts
My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat
Homie, I'm epic, don't be a WAP
Dawg, it's a yarmulke, homie, no cap
Look at the graphs, look at my charts
You're blowing money on strippers and cars
You're going to prison, I'm on television
Dawg, no one knows who you are
Keep hating on me on the internet
My comment section all woke Karens
I make racks off compound interest
Y'all live with your parents
Nicki take some notes
I just did this for fun
All my people download this
Let's get a Billboard number one
it sounds even worse than it reads.
Hey yo, blacks be the real racists
We're making it out the suburbs with this one 🔥
started at the middle, still at the middle
Bold of Ben to bring up his humiliating BBC interview and his WAP ramblings. The former because he had a hissy fit after somehow losing an interview and storming off and the latter because he revealed to the world he is incapable of satisfying his wife and his tenuous grasp on metaphor and wordplay. Not surprised he's attacking female rappers and Lizzo.
He had god knows how much time to shoehorn in a wap line to capitalize on that shit and this absolute nonsensical line is the best he and his ghostwriter(s) could come up with?
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Ben ripping off Tony Zaret https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bW8Zru22zQ
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The is real.