I wonder what made him change his mind?
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"You can't spell CRAP without RAP."
Who said this, Ben Shapiro or me at 12 years old?
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Let's look at the stats, I've got the facts
My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat
Homie, I'm epic, don't be a WAP
Dawg, it's a yarmulke, homie, no cap
Look at the graphs, look at my charts
You're blowing money on strippers and cars
You're going to prison, I'm on television
Dawg, no one knows who you are
Keep hating on me on the internet
My comment section all woke Karens
I make racks off compound interest
Y'all live with your parents
Nicki take some notes
I just did this for fun
All my people download this
Let's get a Billboard number one
it sounds even worse than it reads.
Hey yo, blacks be the real racists
We're making it out the suburbs with this one 🔥
started at the middle, still at the middle
Bold of Ben to bring up his humiliating BBC interview and his WAP ramblings. The former because he had a hissy fit after somehow losing an interview and storming off and the latter because he revealed to the world he is incapable of satisfying his wife and his tenuous grasp on metaphor and wordplay. Not surprised he's attacking female rappers and Lizzo.
He had god knows how much time to shoehorn in a wap line to capitalize on that shit and this absolute nonsensical line is the best he and his ghostwriter(s) could come up with?
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woke Karens
Ben ripping off Tony Zaret https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bW8Zru22zQ
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The 
is real.
It’s impossible to make Shapiro look intimidating
The thumbnail looks like a cover of Narcos lol. But then you open it and just see a confused man
This isn't real, this isn't real, this isn't real
It's so real and would you believe me if I said the first line was literally
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The One Joke?
I identify as being in pain.
in münecat voice
faaaaaaaaacs
CW: Just don't
Conservative rap
Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a conservative rapper.
Hey yo, hey yo Blacks be the real racists
These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift
Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem
Maybe you heard of our girl, I'm talking Tomi Lahren
Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick
Her ass bouncing up and down while I'm playing wit dem tits
Take it out and push her head down
Shes sucking on my log, really going to town
Shooting one off like American Sniper
Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper
Shes begging for more, she wants round two
I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do
The Proud Boys are under attack
Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks
They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech
But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets
Pop a clip in the AR, it's bout to get poppin
Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbin
Yo dis is the real shit Patriotism aint to be fucked with All you liberals
This is the first verse. I would appreciate any feedback
Peace
My personal conspiracy theory is that Tomi Lahren originally wrote that.
Ben has a yellow booger.
why is there a yellow booger coming out of his nose
In unrelated news I watched the Vanilla Ice movie Cool as Ice (1991) recently.
I would have some levels of respect for Shapiro if he hopped on some drill beat or Playboi Carti beat. But for whatever reason conservative rappers are deathly afraid of any good beats and instead opt for generic boom bap Eminem type shit
ben knows he's making propaganda and not music
I think he's intentionally trying to make it shitpostable
AI generated promotional art always makes the product it’s marketing look fake. Or maybe the poster isn’t AI and just looks like shit.
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Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0hqoSiWDAs
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