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[–] [email protected] 158 points 5 months ago (36 children)

Lol. This is the party they want to replace 'genocide joe' with. Well done, kids!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (16 children)

I'm gonna vote for Biden if I have to rise from the dead and crawl through broken glass to do so, and I hope everyone reading this thread does.

I'm not willing to pretend he's not facilitating an ongoing genocide though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This. You deal with the choice in front of you, and not the ones you wish you had. Life is bigger than our little worlds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not.

I'm not American nor in the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not really. I'm in Northern Ireland and my vote does fuck all to affect who's elected UK Prime Minister. The current governing party runs candidates here but they've never won a seat and their closest competitors don't run any candidates at all here. Never mind I live in a stronghold seat so it won't change anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Have you tried driving your neighbors to the polling place and before you get there telling them how the other candidate fed glass to your dog?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Personal failure, smh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Truth. Unfortunately. Brandon 2024.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Oh get out of here with your facts. The kids are having a circlejerk. They weren't born at the time. They can't be expected to know these things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh, he's just following orders!

It's not like we have other laws requiring you not to support genocide for this exact situation that he can use to halt arms shipments.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

This is the faction a lot of our elected leaders think should be 'strong'.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Tankies don't show up to forums about headlines they can't cram into their preordained propaganda forms.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (25 children)

Yes but see, if we just sit on our hands and don't vote we won't have any responsibility for what follows! Only voting for someone who is less than ideal on this issue is a morally bad choice!

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