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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha, amazing. Haven't read this before.

What a coup

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

A coup is a passenger car with a sloping or truncated rear roofline and two doors.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a coupe. Coup is a wine drinking vessel.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a cup. Coup is the sound doves make.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a coo. A coup is the main villain of Samurai Jack.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's Aku. A coup is how actors know when to go on stage.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That's a cue. A coup is a liquid dish, usually hot and savory, sometimes with chunks of meat, vegetables, and/or pasta.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, that's a stew. A coup is a long procession that's waiting for something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a soup. A coup is where chickens live.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a coop. A coup is what the employee who runs a roulette wheel does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No, that's a round. A coup is a French word that refers to a haircut style.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a queue. A coup is what detectives are always looking for when they're investigating crimes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

No, that's a clue. A coup is a type of footwear with a rigid sole and heel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a curry. A coup is a child of your parents siblings

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It finally feels like reddit here

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

A coupe is a passenger car with a sloping or truncated rear roofline and two doors.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, is the joke that you spelled coupe wrong?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You gain 20xp and find 10 gold on the joke's body.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

As you turn around a bigger joke arrives

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

That was the joke?

Haha.

That is a weird joke.

Thanks, snuggums.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Nah, you're thinking of a coupe.

A coup is a liquid meal, sometimes useful for art if you're weird enough.