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[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Gotta fill the ~~slave camps~~ prisons somehow!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How many of the supreme court justices own stakes in for profit prisons?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Forced labor is not exclusive to private prisons. Federal and state prisons employ inmates just the same.

Our nation incarcerates more than 1.2 million people in state and federal prisons, and two out of three of these incarcerated people are also workers.

https://www.aclu.org/news/human-rights/captive-labor-exploitation-of-incarcerated-workers

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Jails and prisons also purchase a ton of goods and services from for profit companies, who are all too happy to upcharge ("you can't put a price on safety!"), and the wardens just sign on the dotted line and hand the bill over to taxpayers

This documentary from about 20 years ago went to one of their tradeshows, and even back then they were talking about how it corrections was a billion dollar industry

e; mirror link for Up the Ridge

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

"Eleventeen"

-- SCOTUS (ruling 6-3)

[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No you'll get fined, fail to pay fines, get arrested for failing to pay fines, get sent to prison and work as a slave forever as court fines increase in perpetuity.

Republicans want to bring slavery back wholesale and they are succeeding.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

The American experiment has failed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Did someone say debtor's prison?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 months ago (4 children)

As seen in Dallas next to a school of divinity

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh yes, the part in the Bible where Jesus looks at the poor and goes "kys lol"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Modern-Day Jesus:

So the beggar at the red light began shouting, "Jesus, Son of David, have mercy on me!"

"Be quiet!" the people in the vehicle behind yelled at him.

But he only shouted louder, "Son of David, have mercy on me!"

When Jesus heard him, he rolled down his window and ordered that the man come near. Jesus asked him, "What do you want me to do for you?"

"Lord," he said, "My only want is for enough coin to eat for today!"

And Jesus said, "If I were to give you coin, surely you would instead use it instead for drugs and alcohol. I shall not grant you this desire. Instead I shall speak unto the land that all shall know of your wicked ways and none will grant you coin again."

Instantly the man cried out, "If you were not to grant me this, Lord, please allow me to pass on from this world onto hell, for truly I am already living there."

And Jesus said, "I do not know the ways of my Father, but surely I know this: Your fate would not have fallen upon you had you followed Jesus, praising God. You have made this bed, and now it is time for you to lay in it."

And the light changed to green, and Jesus sped away. In the din, the beggar could not explain that he was born a disciple and had praised God since taking his first breath. And the people in the vehicle behind who saw it drove past and said, "Get a job", and praised God this fate would surely never befall them.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No no my man suicide is a sin. You're supposed to vegetate and suffer in undignified misery until you finally die -just as God has intended for your life to be

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

no, no, conservatives will never support this idea. death is too easy an out. why should they allow those that they view as lesser to have an escape from an absolute living hell? no, they intend to make slaves out of them. step one is to criminalize being homeless. then, the homeless can easily become prisoners in horrific private prisons. conveniently, they can now legally be used as slave labor! the prison corporations don't even have to foot the bills - taxpayers will pay enough to keep the prisoners alive (barely), so the work they force them to do is all profit, a capitalist dream. if they won't work, no worries! it's illegal to torture them, of course, but conveniently, the legal definitions of torture do not include being locked alone in a windowless always-lit featureless room indefinitely with only moldy nutriloaf for food that tastes like human shit, so they can just do that as an "encouragement tactic" until they decide to start toiling properly.

incidentally, and entirely unrelatedly I'm sure, they also want really bad to roll back discrimination protections for women, LGBT, and all minorities, so that anyone can be denied work or housing for "any reason". weird. I'm sure it's not because they want to be able to torture and enslave us "undesirables" with complete impunity, because that would really be antithetical to their primary religion's teachings haha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sorry... say no to the specific thing Jesus did in the Bible? And this was by a school of divinity?

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The initial lawsuit was in a town with ~600 fewer available beds than residents. These people literally did not have anywhere else to go, and our highest court just said 'tough shit'.

Holy fuck, y'all.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, these are the kind of people who make me question my pacifism 🤬

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm furious. I just read through as much as I could and asked GPT for a summary so I didn't miss anything. It's just about as bad as I thought.

The court is literally arguing that they're not criminalizing homelessness, they're just criminalizing 'sleeping in public' but makes no attempt to justify that with the fact that there literally aren't places to go. When Sotomayor tries to argue that cities should be responsible for providing adequate housing, they just hem and haw at 'What even IS adequate? We may never know. Plus, if we give them BEDS, they'll probably want something to keep them WARM too! That's just too much!'

It's abhorrent and inhumane.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Honest question- i have narcolepsy. I've had sleep attacks in public.

Does this criminalize a symptom of my disability?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That sounds like a significant challenge. One which if it ever gained enough traction to make it to the SC would be struck down setting a precedent to criminalize "mental illness" which would in turn be used as a precedent to criminalize more general ailments.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If you're sick of this, in the DC area, and need a saturday activity, reminder that there's a "Mass Poor People’s and Low-Wage Workers’ Assembly and Moral March on Washington, D.C. and to the Polls" in Washington DC tomorrow morning 10 AM. Make it if you can. Yeah I know the title's absurdly long and marching doesn't do shit but what else are we gonna do.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

marching doesn't do shit

It's a beginning.

what else are we gonna do

We'll boycott, strike, riot, and revolt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Well this is an explicitly peaceful march so leave the rioting for another day

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So, in many states....

  1. Can't be homeless.
  2. Can't be dead on purpose (suicide's illegal).
  3. Can't have an abortion.
  4. Can't marry a same-sex spouse.
  5. Can't get healthcare if you don't have a job, and even if you can, it's super expensive and not likely to cover everything.

So I guess, just make sure that you're born well-to-do, never make any mistakes, and are a straight, cis-gender man. Really narrows things down and puts life into clear perspective.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget they charge for every day in jail

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Jeez. It's sort of the worst kind of dystopic future there is.

Concrete walls, iron bars, hard labor, and an ever increasing debt.

Maybe I'm dumb, but how hard would it be to just not agree to work? They gonna beat you to death? Sounds better than being a slave

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

If you work you earn money for commissary and potentially time off for good behavior, if you don’t, you don’t.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

AFAIK gay marriage is still legal in all states. Weirdly that’s one they haven’t been able to crack.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s federally legal, but far as I can tell, some states don’t recognize those marriages, and others outright prohibit them, although it’s not enforceable. Still fucked up, IMO.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Clarence Thomas said it should be revisited after Roe got struck down.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

You know it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i mean, that's literally what they want. they want you dead. that's what conservatives have always wanted.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Conservatives don't want you dead. They want you working (until you die) - preferably in labor camps (prisons), where you will go for sleeping outside.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

politicians and people in power, yes. the conservatives in general, the voters, they just hate you and want you dead.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers

-Carlin

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

If you're homeless, go to t Your town's rich people area and sleep near their mansions. La Jolla near San Diego for example. That's also where I humanely drop off animals that get into my basement like possums and trash pandas.

Only when it happens to the rich are rules changed. If you persist, suddenly it will be legal to sleep in the city streets again!

After all, homeless people used to be housed people. The banks took their homes after their bosses too their jobs. Whoever lives in their old house basically is just in the round robin of people.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You’re allowed to exist, if you pay for it!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

it's such bullshit that sleeping in your vehicle is illegal, but just leaving your vehicle laying around is considerably less illegal.

edit: legal instead of illegal, average skill issue

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There are lots of places where sleeping in your car is not legal.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Guess I'll just die

"Great, were glad you understand the message. Just don't die anywhere visible, heh, we don't need corpses stinking up the streets" - SCOTUS, probably

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well actually you can't die either, that's illegal. Let me know if you find any other options and I'll make sure they get illegal'd as well!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's fine we'll just put people into inescapable debt and have their options be a labor camp or a comatose bio-energy source. You will of course incur medical debt for the comatose option.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, that is exactly what they want.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yup they'll use the poor as a source for cheap aquarium gravel

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

The crime is life. The sentence is death.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Yes. That is literally the plan.

They want to either kill the homeless or jail them so that they can be enslaved for free labor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

If everything is illegal then you are already a criminal. Can't get out of it? Commit to it! That's already the problem with the system we have today. Stop making things worst!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

It makes perfect sense, the supreme court is just subscribing to the same belief of vaunted UK politicians that homelessness is a lifestyle choice. Perfectly reasonable, just choose not to be homeless, problem solved. /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

This is how you get violent homeless people.

If they're fighting to just survive, they'll be using everything at their disposal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Believe it not, straight to jail

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