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In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My stepson was always singing I Will Survive. Mentioned that was sorta the gay anthem. He was horrified. So he started singing YMCA instead.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

That punchline got me real good.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Call me crazy, but him being horrified by that sounds like bad parenting...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Back when I took singing lessons my teacher (who mostly taught kids but I was an adult learner) shared that she often had to veto the songs kids wanted to sing. One in particular that stuck with me was a less than 10 year old who wanted to sing Lady Gaga’s Love Game. Which has the lyric “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” among other very adult lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Those lyrics are more spoken than sung, so for music lessons, that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For some reason I Don't Like Mondays was popular with my parents when I was a kid and I remember singing it sometimes. Turns out it's about an actual school shooting and not just disliking Mondays.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like "pump up kicks" though that's more obvious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I think "I want to shoot the whole school down" isn't terribly subtle, but Pumped Up Kicks definitely spells it out for you.

[–] dgriffith 11 points 4 months ago

It did have a pretty catchy chorus.

Turns out it's about an actual school shooting and not just disliking Mondays.

Back when a school shooting was actually something to write a song about.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

All the Linkin Park songs.

After he hung himself, it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah that one was weird. Like the dude was always singing about being horrifically depressed, and then when he hung himself it was like surprised Pikachu face

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

In The End, Numb, Crawling, One Step Closer, Runaway, Place for My Head… motherfucker I hadn’t really thought to much about it before

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea what 'OPP' stood for as a kid, which is funny, because it's right in the lyrics, but I was too young to understand what that meant. So I, too, would just belt that song out whenever it came on. Nobody stopped me, either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh wow, I'm today years old when I found out what that means.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure there's never been an official definition for what it meant. I believe they claimed it stood for "other people's problems" back in the day while other people said "other people's pussy."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The lyrics aren't too ambiguous, I don't think...

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P... well... that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here"

[...]

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Now go back and watch Hilary Clinton's Between Two Ferns interview, and let the layers of that joke unfold

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah you know me!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Ring Around the Rosie

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sweet Transvestite from RHPS lol. My mom played magenta for many years

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

My sister loved that movie as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Cigaro - System of a Down

Mezmerize was one of the first albums I ever owned around age 9. I knew almost every song by heart and would constantly sing along to them in the car. I have a vivid memory of singing this song in particular in the parking lot of the local mall when my dad finally decided to tell me what "cock" meant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You're telling me Serj wasn't singing about a rooster??!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Edit meant to reply to the thread not your comment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Independence Day by Martina McBride is about murdering an abusive husband by setting the house on fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia is about murder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Two.

*And his cheating wife had never left town

And that's one body that'll never be found*

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Cum on Feel the Noize

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Bobby Brown - Humpin Around

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Clarence Carter - Strokin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

I was 5 when it came out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

My Dingaling by Chuck Berry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Barbie Girl is cool though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Wild Thing by Tone Loc

"Tone, let me tell you one thing I need fifty dollars to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Next - Too Close

I recall my friends and I singing some of these lyrics when we were 11-12 with zero idea that it's blatantly about a hard dick. The radio channel that played it didn't come in too well where I lived, so we didn't know 99% of the song, only the melody.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only artist I can think of where I did this is Dr. Bombay.

A Swede/Dane pretending to be Indian doing a lot of crazy stuff.

What is probably his most well known song is Taxi, taxi, taxi! Where he sings about being a blind taxi driver in Calcutta, the music video was recorded in Malaysia:

https://youtu.be/dBwrW9-QgPM

Then there is this song about him taking over a relative's restaurant, notice the frogs os in the soundtrack....

https://youtu.be/fKtNawQ3cxM

Then he made this sexist song about how he want a wife who cleans, cooks and washes laundry for him, it is made with humor, so how serious it is I can't say:

https://youtu.be/_BRVbZUe0WA

There are more songs by this character, but the guy behind him then invented the same character to Dr. Mcadoo a crazy scotsman...

This time the songs where more focused on partying:

https://youtu.be/glCK7W0hmhg

So a bit more generic...

https://youtu.be/xeJgdUWZzKg

Then he reinvented himself again into a carzy Mexican called Carlito.

I have not found any live action music videos by that character.

Here is his most well known song as far as I can tell:

https://youtu.be/pSIkcDwxwbw

I was wrong, there is one live action music video by Carlito:

https://youtu.be/4gY1AHjq1y8

Then he went away, only to resurrect Dr. Bombay a few years ago...

https://youtu.be/2lsojtENpQ0

Dr. Bombay would never have got off the ground these days, the idea that a Swede/Dane could pretend to be Indian would just not be acceptable.

He still performes live and does ok from what I can tell, I am happy for him, but starting this kind of act these days would not work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Kudos for adding the links. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

My dad was very irresponsible and taught me "Blind Man's Penis" when I was a kid. Cue the looks of horror on everyone's faces when I sang it out loud... not that I was totally unaware of why!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dance Ten, Looks Three from A Chorus Line.

I'll let you look it up. My relatives thought it was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's amusing to me that overview never mentions the rather catchy hook (which was cause to clutch pearls in the era).

The version I grew up with on Youtube. Later versions softened the delivery a bit, but... yeah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

When I was a kid, Strokin’ by Clarence Carter was a super popular wedding song (at least where I grew up) and it had a fun line dance so we all knew every word and had no idea what it was about.