massive_bereavement

joined 4 months ago
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We work hard, and we party hard!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty hocus right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

And when a young guy comes to your castle, terrorize him until he leaves. Then follow him home and hook up with his gal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

All I want for Christmas, is this~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel deceived!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

So, let me serenade you about my obscure passion until I either feel satisfied or you give up on social decorum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why the "Western" in media here? Did "Eastern" media promote the opposite?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Thanks, it was Claudius, but I got Brutus for free, so that's a win on my books.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's the name of that Roman emperor that feigned to be "simple" just to ensure the praetorians didn't off him?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

And little Timmy again won't have his dad in his little league's match.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm against violence but bloody hell....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Realistically, what are the odds of the US pulling out of NATO and Russia deciding it's time for Baltic special operation?

 

In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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