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What ends in E and Begins with E but only has one letter? (piefed.social)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Q: What starts with a T, ends with a T and is full of T? A: A teapot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"A teapot" starts with A though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah it starts with A t

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/DPMwnpiQ-gM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm glad I clicked on that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Honestly. I expected this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0YLt4dcx8w

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Aye!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

what starts with w and ends with t.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What? 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

WOT M8

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I see that

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Thanks.

[You More You Know]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Nice one