I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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Wild that we let a person cover their vehicle with signs that essentially say "I have severe untreated mental illness and no grip on reality", and society at large says "sure, keep operating that heavy machinery in public".
"I have severe untreated mental illness and no grip on reality"
(Emphasis mine)
That is a vast oversimplification of how people work. It is absolutely plausible to me that someone might believe obvious lies but is otherwise qualified to drive heavy machinery. Analyzing the society you live in is a totally different skill than driving.
For example, if I found out my bus driver literally believes that reptilians run the world, I would still trust them to drive my bus because driving a bus has nothing to do with lizard people. Conversely, I wouldn't trust a bus driver who agrees with everything I believe in but is currently having a panic attack.
This is important to me because I am mentally ill (treated, but mentally ill nonetheless) and autistic (which is treated like a mental illness), and this is the kind of logic that tyrants use to manufacture popular consent to further marginalize mentally ill people.
So where I live if you have a disease, physical or mental, you go to a doctor and they decide if you're ok to drive or if you need to pass an extra test first where you are judged if you're able to drive safely with whatever disabilities you have. This is besides the standard driving test and written test. Also everybody has to take lessons with a professional.
It's however not perfect because the government doesn't have access to your medical records (which is good). But that means you have to be honest on a form about your disabilities. Plus the doctor visit is not covered by insurance and costs around 200 euros.
Plus if you already have your licence there isn't really a system in place to prevent you for driving if your health declines.
I just blink my nictating membranes at them and carry on with my powerful government job.
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take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet
This dude is giving mixed messages.
Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:
Time cube fuck yeah
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People like this think computers and electronics are magic.
Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?
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I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.
Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!
By "forgot his meds" you mean "forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place," right?
And by "forgot" you mean "couldn't affotrd,' right?
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Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.
You know where you're going to start your farm when you retire?
Someplace that's cold and far above sea level (for now).
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Yet still slightly less crazy than "Vote Trump".
That truck was created on a computer.
Reading this gave me benereal disease in my computer parts.
This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.
This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.
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if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body
so thats what's causing it
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if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body
Huh.
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It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.
That's why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.
Ah yes. Aria 52. I've heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction
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It's like a Dr Bronners bottle on bath salts.
Hmmm.... maybe they ate (smoked? Boofed?) bath salts in the bath while cleaning with Dr. Bronners.
If you want a real trip, look into the philosophies of the creators of modern cereals, like Kellogg. Shit like Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts, and hell even Graham Crackers were invented as part of this weird moralistic pseudoscientific health crusade nonsense going around at the time. It's pretty fucking weird.
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But, what if he's right?
Someone put a chip in this guy!
Beep boop die.
So diseases didn't exist before computers existed or is our medical technology secretly so advanced that we cured all diseases without anyone knowing and had tons out own?
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i really wish we had a more robust mental healthcare system that could help people like this before they get to this point.
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Do these people think they're convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?
I'd bet money it's scitsophrenia, so no this person has no idea how crazy they look. They're just doing their part to fight back against whatever the hell they think is happening.
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