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[–] [email protected] 288 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

wasp propaganda

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago

The bottom picture doesn’t make the top picture any less true.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (5 children)

*Beeality

Also, wasps will just sting you because "fuck you." Fuck that. Burn in heck.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Wasps stung a man in Reno just to watch him cry.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't think I was ever stung by a wasp, and I even held one in my hand once.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I've had a wasp fly up to me, land on me, sting me, and fly off, for no fucking reason! It has happened more than once. They're assholes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you the wasp whisperer? The wasperer?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i've met some friendly wasps, heck i've met more friendly wasps then the evil ones

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bzz you!

*stings your ass*

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!? >:3

*turns off bodycam*

*stings you vigorously*

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't do that with me. A wasp stung me once because it was in my shoe, so I was obviously perceived as a threat when trying to put it on. I think there was another time but I don't remember, I might've touched it first as well. The rest of the time, wasps seem to respect me, and it's mutual. I've had wasps centimetres away from my face, but I never flinch and I've never regretted not flinching. Took more hits from people trying to kill wasps than from the wasps themselves.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And I've had a wasp sting me just because I deserve to get fucked, I suppose. It just flew up, landed on my hand, sting me, then fucked off back to whichever circle of hell whence it emerged. There were dozens of other people around, but the allergic teenager was the only one who needed to have their weekend ruined.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

It was me actually, I turned into a wasp and travelled through time to sting you because your comment annoyed me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I was camping with some friends ( all around 13 years old ) and one of my friends, the only allergic one in the group, sat on a wasp nest that was attached to a piece of trunk. The poor guy was stung all over. Luckily we were nearby a hospital and we were able laugh it off a few days later.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The wasp stings me to protect its family, I kill the wasp to protect mine. Glad it's me who's the giant.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, but bumblebees are the best though. Even fluffier than honey bees, and they almost never sting humans.

Sadly they're also one of the types of bee that's losing out in their native habitats to human supported honey bees.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Carpenter bees are also cool. Not as fluffy as bumblebees though.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Common wasp and germanicus vespula (european wasp) are both considered pest. Both dont pollinate. And both kill and destroy other friendly species when they do not harass you to steal your food. Same for asiatic and common hornet.

All other wasp and hornet like the blue hornet are friendly and help the ecosystem. But you will rarely encounter them cause they let you the fuck alone and mind their own business...

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Ok fair but of the choices to have buzzing near me, I'm still picking the bee every time.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sure, but wasps made a nest right by our front door, and have the audacity to sting me when I simply walked outside. Maybe not assholes on purpose, but they deserved what they got.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Bees will warn you if you get too close, and if they run into you will fly off on their own or otherwise avoid you.

I used to work near a mall with a fountain where one edge of it would always have water splashing up. Place near there had honeybees. In the dry summers there would always be bees chilling out and enjoying the cold fountain water on the ledge, usually next to human workers also on lunch.

Wasps intentionally get in your face and will sting you because you had the gall to exist in their flight path.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The wasps local to me will literally chase people, it's nuts. You can practically hear them saying "Come at be bro! Wait come back here I wasn't finished with you". I can't even have picnics certain times of the year because of them, because instead of just making a run for the food like other bugs they like to chase you away first. I once had to finish my little caesars in the car because a wasp was trying to get between me and my pie in the park. I was literally watching the fucker throw it's body into my windshield repeatedly as I continued eating in safety, and it didn't stop until I drove away. Psychotic man. I don't mess with wasps. Our bees are awesome though.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Nope. Don't care. I'm a scientific realist. 99.999% of the time I educate myself on matters such as these if I am misinformed, and change my stance promptly based on new information.

But not in this case.

Fuck this meme, fuck this info, and fuck wasps.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Waspaganda!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If wasps realize that I am a giant who can easily kill them, why are they so incessant on invading my personal space?

I's like going to a kickboxing tournament as an untrained person and flipping off every kickboxer within kickboxing range, then slapping them when they tell you to fuck off.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

There are different kinds of wasps. Where I live, out of the many many kinds, only two are annoying in that they are aggressive and try to get your food. All others are chill and will leave you alone if you leave them alone. We had a nest outside our house one year. Often times, our paths would cross. A wasp would collide with us, just sit there in the air for a second, then fly around us. No time to chat, gotta get food for the hive. Also: bees and bumblebees will just take the day off if the weather is shitty. Wasps? MUST GET MORE FOOD. Hailstorm? Tornado? Lightning strikes five yards away? No excuse.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

To them you are a giant who can easily kill them

And I relish in proving them right. Fuck wasps and fuck your wasp propaganda.

I've given bees snacks when they're tuckered out on a hot day. I've let them rest on me. But with wasps and hornets it's on sight.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a yellow jacket fly out of the blue then land on my heel and sting me for absolutely no reason! There wasn't even a nest nearby!

Then a week later another yellow jacket landed on my arm and stung me right under my watch band

Pretty rude if you ask me

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can sting more than once

They have barbed stingers. Their stinger rips the bottom part of their abdomen off when they try to retract it. They don't live through that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Do you know why that would be a positive evolutionary trait? Clearly, if they try to retract it, at some point in the history they must have been able to do so.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Because bee stingers are mostly used against other insects. They don't get stuck in a chitin exoskeleton, only in the more flexible skin tissue of mammals. In insects the barbs instead pull out soft tissue from inside, thus making them more lethal (to the bees victim).

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What pests are wasps and hornets killing? The wasps and hornets *are" the pests to me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure about hornets, but I know wasps eat a lot of herbivorous bugs like aphids and caterpillars.

A lot of people see eating caterpillars as one of the "bad" things wasps do, but population control is necessary if we want crops.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There we go, that'll learn 'em for having singers. Now to enjoy some peace.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

that'll learn 'em for having singers.

Did we just nuke Hollywood?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I've been stung about half a dozen times by wasps so far this year. They're beginning to piss me off.

And as an adult, my sister stepped on a hornets nest and damn near ended up dead. 150 stings had her in ICU for 4 days.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I have learned thru my years of gardening that wasps and hornets are a good thing to have around, not just bees. Not only do they help pollinate flowers, they are predators to some of the most annoying garden pests. I think I've counted at least 7 different wasp species in my garden this summer, they've done a great job keeping the larger pest populations manageable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Well maybe it would be easier to "Give them some Space" if their pupae didn't completely cut off all their food processing in the fall leading to rampant aggression as they seek out sugary and fermented smells such as beer, fruits, and candy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I think wasps and hornets are beautiful, fascinating creatures. Most of them don't mess with me even a few inches from a nest. There are one or two species that are looking for war and get the spray.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Tarantula Hawk

Wasp equivalent of an A-10 Warthog

Captures tarantulas in a way that resembles Tony Soprano disposing of a body

Doesn't know what the fuck you're staring at and doesn't really care enough to stop what it's doing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honest question: how do the typical bees (the big ones used for honey production) negatively affect native bee populations? Competition for polen?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You basically got it. European honey bees consume the already dwindling nectar and pollen resources for North American native pollinators. Furthermore, European honey bees are also worse at actually pollinating North American flowers because they did not co-evolve with the species we have here.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should I start calling yellow jackets wasps, or are they just a type of wasp?

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