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[–] prime_factor 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Returned keys to rental that I shared with shithead today! Ordeal over.

[–] TinyBreak 8 points 8 months ago

crack a drink, sit down and really feel this moment. Appreciate it for what it is.

[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, baby Gibson on the day we met:

[–] Thornburywitch 4 points 8 months ago

Awwww. Such a cutie!

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[–] TinyBreak 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Very proud Dad moment: My kid's daycare has a little kiddy pool with colour ball pit balls in them. I've been so excited for him to be old enough to go in it. After 6-ish months proud to report he is. And he was DELIGHTED, the excitement on his face was unreal. So happy for him.

[–] Alamutjones 4 points 8 months ago

It’s the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to him

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Slept in, yet somehow feel like I barely slept.

Adulthood is bullshit I used to sleep 6 hours a night and wake up feeling refreshed

[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt 8 points 8 months ago

I remember I used to go to bed after being extremely drunk/high and get up to go to work the next day with no issue.

Those days are loooong gone now.

[–] Bottom_racer 9 points 8 months ago

Black cockies just swept through. She had her eye on me!

[–] Mittens_meow 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Power was out for 7 days - ausnet can’t even get their website working to put in a claim. Some people still have their power out, running a generator costs a fortune (despite having it off overnight)

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[–] Thornburywitch 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's now been 64 days since the Montague St bridge was fed. This is now way overdue. Just commenting.

[–] imoldgreeeg 4 points 8 months ago

Been sharing the treats with the Napier St Bridge lately - that got one last week

[–] bull 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Catfish 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sleep? What is that?

[–] MeanElevator 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Shit sleep. Shit mood.

Have an interview (on line) today, so hoping I can mask my negativity for 45 minutes

[–] anotherspringchicken 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I have a meeting this arvo for one of those initiatives that is really busywork to make the higher-ups look good. Will be actively working on not rolling my eyes.

Good luck with your interview!

[–] MeanElevator 4 points 8 months ago

Thanks friend!! I think it went okay, but some of the questions seemed like they were tailored to someone else. I may have been the 3rd or 4th candidate to make up numbers as they had a preferred one already. Still a good experience thought.

I'll happily roll my eyes here on your behalf. I'm involved in a fair few of such initiatives myself, and cringe is an understatement.

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[–] Alamutjones 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Done my errands, been for a swim, found Watership Down (the 1970s movie) on Netflix…productive day

[–] imoldgreeeg 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I remember watching Watership Down as a kid. I am still not ok ...... briiight eyes...burning like fire.... 😭

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[–] imoldgreeeg 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Its new NOTEBOOK day folks! Full of potential and wonder - will this be the journal that gets me organised? Will it be neat (no, it won't)? Will i actually use the index at the front ?

I don't know. But it's a pretty green.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ohmagod ohmagod ohmagod πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

Welcome to the world new stationery

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[–] Catfish 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just the weather to be waiting around for my every 10 min bus that has now been 4 times that late…

[–] Catfish 5 points 8 months ago

Home. Crispy. Past me stocked the freezer well.

[–] tombruzzo 6 points 8 months ago

The grandparents are visiting and helping to mind the kids for the next two days. These little buggers are getting a bit too much to handle on their own

[–] melbaboutown 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like lately it's been hotter than it ever got through the middle of summer. I don't like it. Feeling for the people who don't have power

[–] SituationCake 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sleeping when it’s hot is so uncomfortable, feel sorry for those without aircon. But I’m the opposite, I think we’ve actually had a fairly moderate Summer overall. I remember the drought years when it was normal to get a run of 35+ for a few days in a row, and at least several 40+ days through Jan and Feb. This year we have had none.

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[–] StudChud 6 points 8 months ago

Someone one the cptsd meme sub said this

It’s like β€œwhich layer of trauma are you talking about?” and then my whole life story comes apart like an onion

And I have never related to a sentence so hard

[–] PeelerSheila 6 points 8 months ago

Have ouchy finger. Tripped and fell a few days ago and took a large chunk of skin and nail off my middle finger (why is it always that finger?). I was crossing the road where I shouldn't have been and tripped over a stupid manhole thing in the middle of the road and I am an idiot πŸ˜”.

[–] Dalek_Thal 6 points 8 months ago

How I hate Melbourne housing. Genuinely debating chucking a sickie today from the lack of sleep

[–] Seagoon_ 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

spicy roast chicken is in oven, will do some spicy taters too

[–] bull 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I've just put a half rack of USA bbq pork ribs in the oven. In 2 hours it's going to be fall-off-the-bone succulent rib time!

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[–] Alamutjones 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] RustyRaven 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is this the urban version of cow tipping? How does the cat react to this endeavour?

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[–] Baku 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Uhhhh there's an uber eats looking bag at my door for some dude called david, nobody called david lives here (and as far as I can tell, never has). No receipt on the outside of the bag and it's stapled and taped shut. Does this count as mail? Am I going to jail if I open it? I don't even know how long it's been there, I didn't hear anybody come up the stairs

Edit: I decided to open it to see if there was a receipt or a restaurant name or something, it's literally a white paper bag that says "KEBAB" in a brown paper bag. No shop name, doesn't even say if it's uber eats or door dash or whatever.

[–] bull 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like you got a visit from the free kebab fairy, you lucky duck

[–] Bottom_racer 9 points 8 months ago

Tomorrow visits the...

Harpic fairy.

[–] Baku 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oo never been visited by the kebab fairy before! Although I'm not sure how much I trust a fairy to make a good kebab. It's a well known fact that the best kebabs come from a bloke covered head to toe in hair with a thick Lebanese accent who calls you friend at least twice per sentence and says he's doing you a good deal. of course, for this to be true he also needs to be working out of a very small food truck parked in front of the dodgiest servo in the dodgiest part of town

[–] Catfish 3 points 8 months ago

It’s also 2am, you are far from sober, and utterly convinced that ordering in a made up accent gets you a bigger kebab. Uni was fun.

[–] Catfish 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or a not so free trip to the GI ward if it’s been sitting a bit in this heat

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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[–] imoldgreeeg 4 points 8 months ago

I went for a walk at lunch. It's heating up out there. I've got in early and pulled a WFH for tomorrow - the city doesn't need one more sweaty grumpy person on public transport in high-thirties heat.

[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt 4 points 8 months ago

My next electricity bill is going to really hurt...

[–] Seagoon_ 3 points 8 months ago

beautiful day out there

really want to go for a walk πŸ₯Ί but i have limited walking in me and i need that to look after cats and do a bit of cooking

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