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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Impeachment exists, if only there were a functioning body of government left to do such a thing.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The third political party in the US should be The Woodchipper. You don't vote for candidates, just The Woodchipper. If The Woodchipper gets the majority of votes, all the candidates on the ticket get tossed in a fucking woodchipper and we start the election over with new candidates.

This fixes our problems, in a uniquely American way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Televise this, just as Carlin intended.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is, indeed, a more realistic solution for America than, let's say, let the president have less power. Or getting rid of the electoral college.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who gets to throw them in?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

They're still bitter about Groundhog Day. I say, let them have it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

A lottery is the only fair system

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why stop there? Have every President, Senator, and Member of Congress investigated at all times. Whether we think they’re corrupt or not.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can actually see how that would be a problem.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's innocent until proven guilty, not innocent until investigated.

But yes, it would be politicized immediately. If only there was a way to have bad faith actors run a government smoothly, then we'd be cooking with gas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Getting the money out of elections would go a long way. The problem is that more than half the ones who need to choose to get the money out benefit from it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe a stupid question, but shouldn't the FBI be doing that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The same FBI that was dismissed by Trump when they looked into him, even though he was totally guilty? Or the same FBI that told civil rights protestors to kill themselves?

The FBI is the Federal police for crimes the common man commits, not the rich.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember hoping that Obama would prosecute Bush for all of his crimes, in hindsight it was really naive.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We JuSt NeEd To MoVe On AnD hEal As A nAtIoN!

.... /Vomit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Bush was mostly lawful evil. Trump is just a Captain Planet villain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is lying about "weapons of mass destruction" in order to convince the country to invade another so the dickbag trio could get more wealthy legal? Cheney, Rumsfield and Bush agree I guess.

Free speech and all would make lying legal, so I guess you're right... Lawful evil it is then :/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Trump is just a Captain Planet villain cosplayer.

FTFY.

Trump is simply not competent enough and never has been.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's the fanfic child of Hoggish Greedly and Looten Plunder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Joker maybe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Some of the people who support him are, but they don't (yet) have the power to implement it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Right? I hate that phrase as it's used here. How are we supposed to move on when national traumas are left unresolved?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't want Trump to win because he's more likely to create a "presidential crimes commission" full of political appointees going after the other party.

We have the legal system, if there are crimes they should be charged. The answer is not some additional political tribunal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ha ha ha ha your legal system is the laughing stock of the planet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

glances at Europe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

We have the legal system

I mean...do we?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Judge shopping and legislation via court ruling have called into question the fairness and legitimacy of a once ironclad judicial system. It's being gamed right now by the wealthy and powerful to get what they want.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Then the answer is fixing those issues. Saying the system isn't working so we need to ignore it and build out a new system purpose built to prosecute my political opponents is like definitional fascism. We don't need a strong man to fix everything extrajudicially, we just need the law applied fairly.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If we can't even get Trump to stop running despite being a convicted felon, I don't even know if we can catch up with the next fucker. Dude could literally shoot someone on 5th Ave and the government would go "Well, they're the president, what are you going to do about it?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Didn't he directly say he could shoot someone and still win the (2016) election? I swear I remember seeing that he flat out said that, I think around the time of the Republican primary debates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

He did, he just didnt do it. I'm saying that the next dude will and the government of "law and order" won't go after him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Having convicted felon be able to run for office is a good thing. I don't want a Navalny situation in my country.

An insurrectionist, though? Fuck that noise. Trump should be hanged. He tried to violently overthrow the government.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If they don't remove presidential immunity during the next president's term in office we'll be sitting on a time bomb of WHEN, not IF, a president uses that immunity to destroy our democracy.

I mean, I know we're probably all well aware that this is exactly why the immunity ruling was made and it makes it all the more dire that it be rectified and codified in unambiguously worded law as soon as possible.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Creating a Department dedicated entirely to Justice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jailing a president is tough. We need to jail their enablers. No president acts alone

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Haha yeah the government that’s currently enabling war crimes is gonna totally make a commission to hold presidents liable for crimes.

This is why nothing changes. If you start looking at one of them you have to look at all of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

organize and take to the streets (and their pockets) if you want that to actually happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only at the people who enabled him, and not he himself?

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